Thoughts while playing Polar Golf

• Today was the official start of the top secret operation known as "T-Unit watches the baby and we hope the world doesn't end." Also, Michelle started back to school today.
• I don't really particularly enjoy changing poopy diapers.
• You need to score a shitload of points to get a score worth bragging about in Polar Golf.
• Yes, I paid $20 to unlock the full version of Polar Golf.
• I like taco pizza
• And caramel corn
• And loud noises
• I miss sleeping 8 hours a night
• I miss working only 8 hours a day
• Gene, Gabe and I discussed it and we need some graphic design help we need a sticker that says "This house protected by EDBS" as opposed to the ones everyone already knows that say "This house protected by ADT." We definitely need the EDBS to be in the same style as EDBS (Emergency Dog Broadcasting System). Also, we really really need an EDBS employee of the month plaque with Bernie's mug on it for our dining room wall.
• Hands down the best show on TV is "Hogan Knows Best." Watch it. Live it. Love it.
• First full weekend of college football ticker: 11 days
• If you read this page, there are only so many of you, and you are not my parents (sorry guys), you are invited to our house on Saturday, Sept 10 for a full fledged tailgate party to celebrate the ISU/Iowa game. Yes Virginia, we will buy a keg. You're welcome.

That's all. Au revoir internet.