What if?

Hypothetically speaking, what if you went to see your buddies gig at a bar in Iowa City, only you took your brother-in-law with you and by the end of the night your brother-in-law says, "Hey, I'm going to get a ride back with her [ed. her being the alien head wearing belly dancer for your buddies band who also happens to work at the same company you do]." What if you knew your brother-in-law and sister-in-law were having issues? What if you wish you really just didn't know as much about those issues as you actually do know? What if you weren't really sure which side to take or who is in the right? What if you discover that you have totally misread somebody?

This shit is weird yo, hypothetically speaking.

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Speaking of what if's, what if someone you knew from back in the day was trying to make it as a rapper and you kind of enjoyed their stuff? Then I think I am obligated under R. Murdoch Myspace Act of 2004 [US House #2456-9, article 2] to present Fire Drill aka Gabe Phillips from back in the day.