Note to self

Dear Self,

Please remember to search the jeans that you wore Monday for your Rec Center ID card as today will be the third day in a row you have gone to the Rec Center without said card and had to fill out the yellow "well aren't you a dummy for forgotting your ID card" card.

If said ID is not in said pants then it may have vanished into a wormhole or been eaten by mythological creatures.

The End