Hey Joe

Date: Sometime in 2018
Situation: Uncle Chris encounters nephew Joe hanging with his squad/posse/girlfriend(s)/pet rock.

C: Hey Joe!
J: Yeah.
C: Do you remember the time...
J: (Turning red and trying to escape)
C: ...when you were 4 and you cried because I somewhat sternly insisted that, no, I would not permit you to rub your buckassnekkid ass on me?

s/p/g/pr: (Laughing like hyena(s) )

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Yeah, being an uncle can be cool.